I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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