Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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