sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Randomize
