I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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