she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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