office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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