i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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