try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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