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say what?
wanna hang out?
farters have to be the big spoon...
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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