I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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