did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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