You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
they're like a gay fantastic four
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
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