Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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