she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
