This is not my ceiling
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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