I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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