I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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