Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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