That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Two words: blizzard sex
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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