Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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