he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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