Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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