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her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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