I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just want nice things and good sex
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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