i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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