Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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