i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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