The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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