we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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