NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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