We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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