tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
and you fell through a lawn chair
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this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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