yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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