shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!