and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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