Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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