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I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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