What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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