you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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