My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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