so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I showed him my bush... on skype.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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