I heard we made out
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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