but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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