It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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