I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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