I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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