these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Holy sore nipples Batman
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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