U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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