So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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