In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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