he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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