You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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